5 balls + 1 guitar

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as you can see, the guitar is so extra... nvm

WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD OF A TYPICAL BORING DAY
today was the last day of our DMP (which should not be confused with EMP, because the latter immobilizes mechanical constructs. the former immobilizes biological ones). well today i had the first period free. and since i didnt want to go for flag raising, me, merrill, thomas ang, kenneth, ewen, bentay, afew other ppl, and JINSEI (is tt how u spell it?) went to rj. to like slack off morning assembly. and as usual we met jiahan. zz ggxx

then Kimchi was kind enuff to tell us tt there was this indian teacher who would come down to the rj canteen at 740 and make the ppl there sing national anthem/ take pledge cos it was considered skipping flag raising. i tink when i go rj i go ri to skip liao >.<>

so anyway we decided to see if there was a com we cld play arnd wif. so we went to check out the com labs. and opened the door into a lesson o.0. so we tried the gep experimental room cos merrill said he broke lock. well it still managed to close... but guess wat we found outside it?! a COCKROACH. like a xx billion year old species. and we kicked it! ya lol. then i threw it into 3p HAHAHA. at jot. but nvr hit him. we screwed arnd wif it until some chi tcher came in. to cut the long story short, merrill eventually threw it out the window 0.o

ya then merrill and i go library. and merrill used REST. and i went to like read some mythology book yeah. and liddat we killed 2h. aw. here comes the fun part.

I WENT FOR BIO FIELD TRIP TO BOTANIC GARDENS. IN A CAB COS GOT NO BUS CHARTERED SO MUST PAY $$$$

ya went some new snazzy evolution garden where there were lots of old snazzy plants. from like 3.5 billion years ago. its kinda like a big park exhibit.

er. no. not this one.

yea this one. had to walk through the whole thingy. but i must say it was quite interesting with Court talking abt 101 things abt biology. o.0 the point is we saw some cool stuff. like:

this is a petrified tree. scientists say tt it fell down long long ago into some swamp and over time got silica infused into it and became fossilized. chances are tho, tt it saw a pontianak and was so scared it became petrified (ie its leaves fell off and it became stony)

these are NOT plants. they are STONES. see life isnt fair at all. trees can become rocks but rocks cant become trees. these were also formed due to silica deposits. they kinda look like toadstools. tts toadstools as in mushroom- related. NOT toad stools (or faeces or wdv other synonym u have for it)

and OMG LOOK! wat a STRANGE PLANT! must be alien in nature and has since become extinct. perhaps it evolved into today's modern streetlamp tho... u nvr noe o.0

OMG! FIRST MAN LIVED AT 3.5 BILLION YEARS AGO!!! yay darwins wrong hes wrong hes wrong hes wrong hes wrong

two species of homo sapiens here. homo professicus and homo studentus. the latter is especially huge. beware. oh btw. neither r homo thankyou very much.

homo studentus is a very cunning species. they hunt in packs and wear identical distinguishing garments which is very savvy for their time and age. acutally, i feel tt they r trying to camoflage with the environment by vegetating. mind and body. uh huh. definitely.

look! a movie star! its Woody frm u noe where...

if u look closely enuff.... you can almost see... er. spider-embryo or spider-zygote... or yah. spiderman 3.5billion years ago basically.

BUT HERES THE HIGHLIGHT OF IT ALL!!!!

ANCIENT DOGSSSSSSS! OMG

well wasnt tt an enriching insight into an enriching day in my enriched life. whoo i feel rich.

Yes. We kicked your dog.

okay it wasnt us it was jermaine defoe

tsk bad boy

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