5 balls + 1 guitar

as you can see, the guitar is so extra... nvm

HI WE ARE A BUNCHA IDIOTS FROM A SCHOOL IN THE BISHAN-ANGMOKIO DISTRICT
NO, WE DONT KICK DOGS.

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

actually i wanted to post a picture of this indian construction worker guy who came into our class to do measurements with a shirt which reads "enlighten" but nvm

i guess ill just post something random since merrill asked me to post

so here it is

this teacher is number 1 k! he gave me 24/30 for physics cct

sigh. i have been begging the other guys to post but they are jus simply not posting. wth la, now i am forced to show you some random pictures i took with my handfone, jus for the sake of keeping this blog alive. stupid brian is playing standard game, stupid seetow is being black, stupid slau is fatting around, stupid chee is probly flirting and kevinlim is just an idiot. >:0

k first pic. this is seetow.

um. look closely at the picture ya, and you'll realise why he' lying on the ground. okay pic #2: hiokhong and somebody i cant rmb.

dun ask me anything about that picture. btw, the guy at the back is hiok (can tell from height). now pic #3, a gift we bought for neo's birthday.

it said 'wish all your dreams come true' at first but blanco is a very useful invention. pic #4: TOYS. toys nowadays are getting really out of hand and sick (out of hand is not a pun). really. we went to comics connection and saw a few toys in strange positions.

what the heck are these toys doing!? omg!!! and little kids buy these toys wth i really have nothing to say. pic #5 is yet another toy from comics connection.

and this toy... omg. o_o pic #6 is of leehe's keychain.

what a cute kangaroo. i wonder what it's doing. 0_0 eek. toys these days... k second last picture is of YET another toy which belongs to leehe. this is the most wth of all.

interesting eh. i'll let you ponder on that. maybe he's like some shepherd with a stick. mmhmm. YAY LAST PICTURE. THIS IS A PIC I TOOK TODAY.

nice brand huh. i bet everyone would like a bag like that. puzzy sounds so attractive.

zzz thats all for today. next time i'll post something on all the shit kevinlim says in class, so it'll kind be like kevin blogging. bye.

hey... how r u guys? we're fine! as a matter of fact, we're alive and kicking {[(dogs)oh wait.]anything but dogs =)} the thing is, we're kinda on hols now. so we're very very busy slacking. we all know tt reading this blog might be a way to slack for u too, but until then, u cld always talk to kevin lim! add him: milkvine@hotmail.com. and while ur at it, get him to post to. till the time comes for us to boggle ur brains again: heres a nice piccy! it sez:

dun worry! be happy! erm. well ok mebbe it jus says be happy. or not. =))

i know all of us may be a little desperate for a partner of the opposite sex, what with all the teenage soap operas portraying youths as having girlfriends and boyfriends nowadays. some of us may be satisfied even with resorting to dating animated characters! but here i am today, to help you eliminate the prospect of ever marrying one of these characters:

the POWERPUFF GIRLS

as you can clearly see, unless you're peng cos if you're peng you'd have too big a head to move to see anything, the powerpuff girls have NO FINGERS! therefore:

if you want to buy them a wedding ring, it'd be a wedding BRACELET alr! and judging from the fact that MOST of us dun have any jobs right now, except jothan whos a gay prostitute, we wouldnt have enough money!

and can you imagine a bride like them in a wedding dress that their heads could actually fit through? the bloody collar would be so huge you'd see their b**b already! SICK!

yar so thats enough about why you should not marry the powerpuff girls. unless you're jotham of course.

WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD OF A TYPICAL BORING DAY
today was the last day of our DMP (which should not be confused with EMP, because the latter immobilizes mechanical constructs. the former immobilizes biological ones). well today i had the first period free. and since i didnt want to go for flag raising, me, merrill, thomas ang, kenneth, ewen, bentay, afew other ppl, and JINSEI (is tt how u spell it?) went to rj. to like slack off morning assembly. and as usual we met jiahan. zz ggxx

then Kimchi was kind enuff to tell us tt there was this indian teacher who would come down to the rj canteen at 740 and make the ppl there sing national anthem/ take pledge cos it was considered skipping flag raising. i tink when i go rj i go ri to skip liao >.<>

so anyway we decided to see if there was a com we cld play arnd wif. so we went to check out the com labs. and opened the door into a lesson o.0. so we tried the gep experimental room cos merrill said he broke lock. well it still managed to close... but guess wat we found outside it?! a COCKROACH. like a xx billion year old species. and we kicked it! ya lol. then i threw it into 3p HAHAHA. at jot. but nvr hit him. we screwed arnd wif it until some chi tcher came in. to cut the long story short, merrill eventually threw it out the window 0.o

ya then merrill and i go library. and merrill used REST. and i went to like read some mythology book yeah. and liddat we killed 2h. aw. here comes the fun part.

I WENT FOR BIO FIELD TRIP TO BOTANIC GARDENS. IN A CAB COS GOT NO BUS CHARTERED SO MUST PAY $$$$

ya went some new snazzy evolution garden where there were lots of old snazzy plants. from like 3.5 billion years ago. its kinda like a big park exhibit.

er. no. not this one.

yea this one. had to walk through the whole thingy. but i must say it was quite interesting with Court talking abt 101 things abt biology. o.0 the point is we saw some cool stuff. like:

this is a petrified tree. scientists say tt it fell down long long ago into some swamp and over time got silica infused into it and became fossilized. chances are tho, tt it saw a pontianak and was so scared it became petrified (ie its leaves fell off and it became stony)

these are NOT plants. they are STONES. see life isnt fair at all. trees can become rocks but rocks cant become trees. these were also formed due to silica deposits. they kinda look like toadstools. tts toadstools as in mushroom- related. NOT toad stools (or faeces or wdv other synonym u have for it)

and OMG LOOK! wat a STRANGE PLANT! must be alien in nature and has since become extinct. perhaps it evolved into today's modern streetlamp tho... u nvr noe o.0

OMG! FIRST MAN LIVED AT 3.5 BILLION YEARS AGO!!! yay darwins wrong hes wrong hes wrong hes wrong hes wrong

two species of homo sapiens here. homo professicus and homo studentus. the latter is especially huge. beware. oh btw. neither r homo thankyou very much.

homo studentus is a very cunning species. they hunt in packs and wear identical distinguishing garments which is very savvy for their time and age. acutally, i feel tt they r trying to camoflage with the environment by vegetating. mind and body. uh huh. definitely.

look! a movie star! its Woody frm u noe where...

if u look closely enuff.... you can almost see... er. spider-embryo or spider-zygote... or yah. spiderman 3.5billion years ago basically.

BUT HERES THE HIGHLIGHT OF IT ALL!!!!

ANCIENT DOGSSSSSSS! OMG

well wasnt tt an enriching insight into an enriching day in my enriched life. whoo i feel rich.

what can u infer from the source below? is it reliable and how effective is it? [6]

this source depicts 4 types of liquids in 4 differnt types of containers. they are, ice lemon tea, lemonade, ice milo and chinese tea respectively from left to right. i can infer that singaporeans drink many different types of drink. it must be reliable because theres a white old man on 2 of the cups and he's wearing a white suit and has spectacles. it is effective in tempting the unsuspecting customer to buy either one of them. i infer that western drinks > eastern drinks cos the chinese tea has no ice in it. and since it takes substantial technology to make ice, therefore west > east. as you can see, the tea is also in the background and smaller than the lemonade. i can also infer that ice lemon tea must be a composition of the 3 drinks on its right because ice comes from the ice milo, lemon comes from the lemonade, and tea comes from the chinese tea. this brings me to wonder if there is a chinese milonade or other mysterious concoction.

yay L5/6 and i nvr use our gd friend hilda taba either

even blogger has joined the doggy fever!

the normal blogger icon has now been replaced with a dog!

YAY!

i disagree with what slau says.

in my opinion, there are several reasons why chelsea lost to boro.

let me state them to disprove slau's theory:

reason 1: Middlesborough were too good.

reason 2: Chelsea were too lousy.

reason 3: Chelsea and Middlesborough did not draw.

reason 4: Chelsea did not win.

These are the reasons i deem likely why middlesborough were able to halt the chelsea juggernaut.

its much easier to halt mardan's juggernaught or (A CERTAIN TEACHER WHO IS LEAVING RI ON MONDAY)'s juggernaut... ironically this teacher's name rhymes with slim. but whatever...

cheers.

hi everybody! i bet you're wondering why chelsea lost to middlesbrough.

well, actually the answer is quite simple.

you wanna know why chelsea lost to middlesbrough?

it's cos they just suck! :D

well isn't it obvious. middlesbrough doesnt rock. they lost to reading. how can they rock? if you're not reading, you're not learning anything therefore you're slacking! hmph! haha. okay that's quite crap. anyway since NOBODY has been posting today, i have been called into duty once again to salvage this blog. (: am i nice or WHAT?!

this video is quite WTH?! makes you wonder what making videos is all about.

maybe i should just make a video with seetow dancing around and play a song in the bg that goes like

i'm not wearing underwear today...LALALALA...

can what! why cannot?! lawl.

and what about that movie lar stupid SNAKES IN A PLANE. wtf?! what kind of storyline is that lar seriously. oh i made a movie about snakes on a plane...whoopee! one day i'm gna find myself with a snake where my belt's supposed to be :D ooo ticklish! wahahaha!

sheesh.

makes you wonder why bollywood is so popular now right. people rather see two crazy actors dancing around a tree than some guy trying to fight snakes while in a plane.

just doesn't make sense man. you're supposed to be buckled DOWN in the plane! it's breaking the bloody airplane rules man!

ahhhhhhhhh i'm damn freaking tired today. zzz i'm gna slp liao. byebye nubs

Yes. We kicked your dog.

okay it wasnt us it was jermaine defoe

tsk bad boy